My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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