Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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