I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I will be naked everywhere
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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