Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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