im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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