I'm really into asian looking animals
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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