I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
