I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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