Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I have already put on my inside pants.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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