found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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