So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Randomize
