Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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