I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Congratulations! We have a period
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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