I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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