I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
time to smoke my breakfast
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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