no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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