awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
