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He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
just tell him i said nine months
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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