u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Floor bacon is actually really good
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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