I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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