how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You pole danced in your parka.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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