And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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