How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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