it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
God I need to hump something, right now.
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