Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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