Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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