is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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