I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
