I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
