is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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