They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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