what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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