Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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