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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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