He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
time to smoke my breakfast
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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