So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I have fence marks all over my body
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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