i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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