I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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