At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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