I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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