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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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