Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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