dude i'm inner monologue high
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
