Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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