She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
As shirtless as possible
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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