I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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