My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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