All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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