My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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