fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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