I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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