I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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