Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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