He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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