awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
