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Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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