I'm pants shitting drunk right now
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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